the cone of shame...
(1) falling asleep anywhere. (2) getting ready for the NYC subway
around 10 weeks old... resting with the twins sisters
(1) "female bulldogs dig these back wrinkles."
(2) "just put me down already."
(1) "no, i swear it wasn't me who just ripped up all your papers"
(2) "hey remember that time the vet put stuff in my eyes to check my vision
and it looked like i was wearing glow in the dark make up for a week after?"
pretend driving the car with josh. he loved that front seat.
"it's hard to eat with this under bite. you try."
"i'm sexy."