i am back from the beach and i have to tell you, i am already sad... i miss it so. despite what humans say about bulldogs not liking water or having the right body type to swim (sure, diss the pudgy wrinkled dog) i was born to play all day long in the ocean waves, drink salt water by the buckets and dig in the sand. it was the best weekend of my life. and i can't believe it's over.
if anyone in florida wants to adopt the cutest bully ever (must promise to take me to the beach every single day and feed me treats whenever i want-- not just when i do tricks), i am your dog. just don't tell mom and dad i am looking for new beach bum owners.